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Pick of the Bunch – Hind Licks

Pick of the Bunch

Hind Licks & Crabby Love
By Joe Kerr

FIRST AID?

Two friends were having lunch when one began choking. The other ran quickly behind his friend, yanked down his friend’s trousers, and licked the right cheek.

The choking man coughed up his food in shock and said, “What was that, man?!”

His friend said, “The hind-lick manoeuvre. Works every time!”


Pick of the Bunch – Crabby Love

CRABBY LOVE:

A female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming toward her, but he was walking straight and not sideways.

Impressed by his talent, she decided to marry him immediately. The following day she noticed him walking sideways like any ordinary crab. She asked, “What happened? Yesterday you were able to walk straight!”

He answered, “What?! I can’t get that drunk every day!”

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