ONE FINE DAY …
Four guys are driving cross-country together – one from Pukekohe, one from Ohakune, one from Tauranga, and the last one is from Auckland.
After a while the man from Pukekohe starts pulling potatoes from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Ohakune asks, “What on earth are you doing?” The man from Pukekohe says, “Heck, we have so many of these darned things in Puke’ – I’m sick of looking at them!”
A few more kms, and the man from Ohakune begins pulling carrots from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Tauranga asks, “What are you doing?” The man from Ohakune replies, “Dude, we have so many of these things in ‘Kune – I’m sick of looking at them!”
Inspired by the others, the man from Tauranga opens the car door and pushes the Aucklander out.
CROSS-EYED DOG:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog’s cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s really heavy …”
