THINGS YOU’D NEVER KNOW WITHOUT HOLLYWOOD:
- On the rare chance you run out of bullets, you’ll always be able to reload your gun – even though you haven’t been carrying any extra ammunition before now.
- A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
- Cars that crash will always burst into flames.
- A detective can solve a case, only when he’s been suspended from duty.
- Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.
- During all police investigations, it’s necessary to visit a strip-club at least once.
- Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
JUST DESSERTS
For two robbers who walked into a pastry shop in St. Etienne, France, it probably looked like an easy rip-off. They were armed with a pistol and a tear-gas bomb. But, when they demanded the goods, they were met instead with a barrage of goodies.
The 65-year-old pastry shop owner, along with her daughter and two grandchildren, thwarted the would-be thieves with a pastry pummelling of cakes and pies.
No match for the sweet attack, the robbers fled the scene of the crème …
