WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?
A guy goes into the doctor’s office. There’s a banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot in a nostril, and a cucumber in the other ear.
The man says, “Doc, this is terrible! What’s wrong with me?”
“Well, first of all”, the doctor says, “you’re not eating right.”
AN AUSTRALIAN LOVE TEST:
Do you ever wonder who loves you? Your wife? Your dog? You think they love you, but how do you know if they really do? How can you be sure?
There is a way to find out and have peace of mind, and it only takes one hour.
Simply open the boot of your car, put your dog and your wife in there, close the boot, grab a couple of beers, and watch the footy on the telly for an hour or so. Then, go back to the car and open the boot.
Now, who is happy to see you?
(Ed: this shouldn’t need to be said … however, to avoid complaints and/or potential litigation, this is a joke column, NOT an advice column.)
