MINIVAN VS LAMBORGHINI VS FERRARI
A man was driving down the motorway late one night when his minivan broke down. He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone’s attention to help him. Eventually, a Lamborghini Countach pulls up.
“Any chance I could get a lift into town?” said the minivan driver.
“I can do better than that,” the man driving the Countach replied. “I’ve got a V-12 under this hood – I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just toot your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast.”
They head off down the road and eventually come to a set of traffic lights with the light red. Slowly coming to a stop, a Ferrari F40 with a V-10 pulls up alongside. The Ferrari began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of the intersection, wheels spinning and tyres screeching, when half a kilometre down the road they pass a traffic cop.
The officer watches in disbelief, then radios his base saying, “You will not believe what I just saw! A Ferrari and a Lamborghini were racing down the road doing about 160 with a minivan honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!”
A garage in Grand Blanc, Michigan, was reduced to a pile of ashes after a homeowner attempted to use fireworks to remove a bees’ nest from the building, fire officials said. Fireworks shot into the sky from the burning garage on Monday,
July 3, as crews from the surrounding area arrived at the scene to put the fire out.
“The homeowner was doing something with a smoke bomb trying to get a bee’s nest out of the garage,” said Grand Blanc Fire Chief, Bob Burdette. Thankfully, no one was injured, and the fire was contained to the garage and a neighbouring fence. According to the homeowner, this wasn’t quite the Fourth of July celebration they’d planned … (MLive)