BEEF TONGUE, ANYONE?
A lady goes into the butcher shop, and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue on the butcher’s counter.
The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”
“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher.
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, “No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”
The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a dozen eggs!”
I went skydiving today for the first time.
This guy strapped himself to me, and we jumped out of the plane.
As we plummeted, he said, “So, how long have you been an instructor?”