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I’VE FORGOTTEN MOST THINGS I said to my kids. But...
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read onBeing polite is simply a combination of saying please, thank...
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read onTo: Master of the House ...
To: Large Human Resident of My Home ...
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read onI’ve decided I simply wasn’t meant to live this long.
Things are very like people in that at any given...
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I'm not normally a grumpy grandad. I want my grandkids...
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read onDEAR DIARY: For my birthday this year, my husband signed...
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read onI recently called my gastroenterologist, Andy, to make an appointment...
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